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Pornhub wants to make the first porn movie in space

To boldly bang where no man has banged before.

PEOPLE HAVE WALKED on the moon. They’ve landed probes on Mars. But, to this day, no one has had sex in space. What a travesty!

Never fear, though – Pornhub wants to change that by making the first porn movie in space.

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The adult entertainment website is hoping to crowdfund a mere $3.4 million on Indiegogo to film Sexploration (of course) while in orbit.

Why are they doing it? For science, duh!

In [making a porn film in space], we will not only be the changing face of the adult industry, we will also be chronicling how a core component of human life operates while in orbit.

The $3.4 million is the estimated cost of training the crew, consulting specialists, purchasing modified film equipment and funding the use of the space shuttle.

They’ve already selected two porn actors to star in the film, Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins:

spaceporn Source: Indiegogo

Lovia really sells the whole idea, saying:

Who else can say they were the first porn stars in space? This is an amazing opportunity to make history and work two dream jobs at once: porn star, and astronaut.

Pledgers can receive various perks for donating - for example, those willing to part with $20,000 to fund sex in space can help map out the sex scene (“positions, script, the whole lot”). If Pornhub gets the funding, they expect the film to be released in late 2016.

In 18 hours, $4944 has been raised by brave sexplorers. Truly, this is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

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