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Pornhub promise to send a new laptop to the guy who broke his screen to avoid getting caught
How discreet.

NEVER FORGET POOR Denzel. The fallen soldier went viral earlier this week when he smashed his laptop in to avoid his mum catching him on porn website, Pornhub.

Denzel posted a photo of his broken screen, explaining that there was little else he could do when his laptop froze as his mother made her way up the stairs. Why doesn’t the sound freeze too? Such a cruel world.

Well, Pornhub respects their horny patrons, and tweeted Denzel with promises of a brand new laptop. Just look at it.

Seriously guys, he was trying to AVOID his mum knowing about his porn habits.

This may be a bit obvious?

Pornhub Vice President Corey Price said the new laptop is on its way:

We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.


It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good w*nk within the security of their rooms.

Yes, a tragedy.

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