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14 of the most hilariously posh birth announcements ever published

From the pages of the Daily Telegraph, obviously.

AS F SCOTT Fitzgerald once said: “Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me.”

Here are the poshest birth announcements from the pages of the Daily Telegraph. Indebted to the work of Telegraph writer Harry Wallop. Glorious.

14. Wolf Joachim Mauleverer

13. Zebedee Ebenezer Jay and his siblings

12. Araminta Grace and Marina Plum

11. Count Phenix Alexander Max

10. Electra Amalia Bartholomea Von Westenholz

9. Tarka

8. Persephone Imogen May

7. Ptarmigan

6. Myrtle Hero

5. Rafferty Rocket

4. Claudia Fenella Beatrix, sister of Tatiana Fleur

3. Xanthe Valentine

2. Bartol Ford Louis Oppenheim Doimi De Frankopan Subic Zrinski

1. And Wulfstan

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Michael Freeman

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