Friday 19 April, 2024

14 of the most hilariously posh birth announcements ever published

From the pages of the Daily Telegraph, obviously.

AS F SCOTT Fitzgerald once said: “Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me.”

Here are the poshest birth announcements from the pages of the Daily Telegraph. Indebted to the work of Telegraph writer Harry Wallop. Glorious.

14. Wolf Joachim Mauleverer

Telegraph births (from Wednesday) pic.twitter.com/h7MipQWwWt
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) February 19, 2016

Harry Wallop / Twitter

13. Zebedee Ebenezer Jay and his siblings

From the telegraph births announcements (via #CatsCountdown) pic.twitter.com/ZYBwY2Ja35
— Simon Hardwick (@simonhardwick) January 31, 2016

Simon Hardwick / Twitter

12. Araminta Grace and Marina Plum

Telegraph births this morning. Twins. pic.twitter.com/xovNd1DuLC
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) October 12, 2015

Harry Wallop / Twitter

11. Count Phenix Alexander Max

Telegraph Births column. European special pic.twitter.com/RjXTI60yaO
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) September 25, 2014

Harry Wallop / Twitter

10. Electra Amalia Bartholomea Von Westenholz

@col_6 Telegraph Births this morning. pic.twitter.com/fnY7NFWr2E"
— Lucy (@lucylocketlost) January 4, 2016

Lucy styles / Twitter

9. Tarka

Telegraph Births column this morning. Yet more joy. pic.twitter.com/6IIk19Axxp
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) April 5, 2014

Harry Wallop / Twitter

8. Persephone Imogen May

Telegraph births today. pic.twitter.com/wqjFu69PuL
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) December 19, 2015

Harry Wallop / Twitter

7. Ptarmigan

Telegraph births column. Number of times she'll have to spell this out on the phone: every time pic.twitter.com/FdBrA5u5ZV
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) July 11, 2015

Anita Singh / Twitter

6. Myrtle Hero

Telegraph births today pic.twitter.com/TqeG8H8xtT
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) December 2, 2015

Harry Wallop / Twitter

5. Rafferty Rocket

@beccacongdon ‘maze. RT @hwallop Telegraph Births column this morning. Joy. pic.twitter.com/IP0fbuQWHT
— Manjiri Kulkarni Carey (@ManjiriKC) May 6, 2015

ManjiriKC / Twitter

4. Claudia Fenella Beatrix, sister of Tatiana Fleur

Telegraph Births today: pic.twitter.com/2HPZM8TjoC
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) June 14, 2014

Harry Wallop / Twitter

3. Xanthe Valentine

Telegraph Births column this morning pic.twitter.com/aAxjPEESpO
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) October 21, 2014

Harry Wallop / Twitter

2. Bartol Ford Louis Oppenheim Doimi De Frankopan Subic Zrinski

"@anitathetweeter: Telegraph readers: just regular people pic.twitter.com/tuTm99xCXV" Not that I'm obsessed with the Telegraph births column too
— Alexander Woolley (@alexwoolley4) April 8, 2014

Alexander Woolley / Twitter

1. And Wulfstan

Telegraph births column this morning. Just wonderful pic.twitter.com/cIWxBYFuXn
— Harry Wallop (@hwallop) March 28, 2014

Harry Wallop / Twitter

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14 of the most hilariously posh birth announcements ever published

14. Wolf Joachim Mauleverer

13. Zebedee Ebenezer Jay and his siblings

12. Araminta Grace and Marina Plum

11. Count Phenix Alexander Max

10. Electra Amalia Bartholomea Von Westenholz

9. Tarka

8. Persephone Imogen May

7. Ptarmigan

6. Myrtle Hero

5. Rafferty Rocket

4. Claudia Fenella Beatrix, sister of Tatiana Fleur

3. Xanthe Valentine

2. Bartol Ford Louis Oppenheim Doimi De Frankopan Subic Zrinski

1. And Wulfstan

More: 15 of the fastest growing hipster baby names in Ireland this year>

More: 14 Irish baby names the world really needs to know about>