1. Have you ever ordered a pizza and two drinks in order to pretend it's not all for you?
Just once
More than once
Never
2. Which of these dogs do you identify with the most?
3. How many of these types of emails have arrived in your inbox in the last month?
None
One or two
Three or more
4. How does this pizza combination (ham and pineapple) make you feel?
It's so wrong
Pizza is pizza, I love it all
5. Does the idea of cauliflower as a pizza base offend you?
Yes
No
6. Have you ever tried to make your own pizza?
8. Who are you in this picture?
Ellen
Brad Pitt
Meryl Streep
10. Is this ever acceptable?
Yeah, that looks ok
No, we're not animals
You scored out of !
Pizza is your one true love
In fact, you want to take pizza out behind the back of the middle school and get it pregnant.
You scored out of !
You're having an affair with pizza
Don't get us wrong, you love pizza, but you're not TRULY committed. You're having your cake and eating it. How could you?
You scored out of !
Do you even LIKE pizza?
It's like we don't even know you. Enjoy your SALAD.
