1. The employee who wrote this sign
2. The unsung hero who just… got it
3. The worker who made this subtle display stand
4. The admirably honest employee with the pricing gun
5. The underemployed creator of the Longcat
6. The mastermind behind the greatest display of tinned tuna the world has ever seen
7. Not to mention the Mario fan who had a slow Sunday
8. The beautiful mind who labelled these bananas
9. The marketing genius who knew just what the sanitary aisle needed
10. The guy who priced the kindling
11. And the staffer who thought about this a LOT before printing out the sign
11. The record store employee who just, one day, ran out of patience
12. The off-licence manager who had a quiet week
13. The bored, bored soul who stacked this shelf
14. And the genius who came up with the most important store reorganisation, ever
