ROSE IS THE greatest wine and we’ll hear no more about it.
1. Pink wine is the best wine
2. You don’t care about people judging you
3. You wish you could eat rosé
4. And were delighted to find out that you can
5. In many ways
6. Forget your fancy wines, you’ll have rosé
7. You feel all fancy because the most expensive rosé on the wine list is usually cheaper than most of the other wines
8. It really comes into its own on a hot day
9. Pink wine + judging people = the perfect Friday night
10. It’s got all the benefits of white, while being mostly red
…and fizzy, if you want it to be.
11. It’s so much prettier than beer
And classier when you get half cut at 3pm.
12. Well, sometimes
13. You even want it in the shower
Refreshing.
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14. Basically, rosé is bae
