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No one will ever be as cool as this guy casually sipping coffee during a brawl

Sure what could everyone be getting so worked up about? Oh right. The brawl.

WE ACCEPT THAT some people need their coffee in the morning. That’s fine. But no one has ever needed coffee this much.

CCTV footage from a restaurant in Russia shows a gang of armed, masked intruders storming the building. The customers attempted to flee – all except this man, who was determined to finish his coffee. No matter what.

Source: TheChosenOne/YouTube

Personal safety? Nah. But this coffee, man…

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