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Can you match these Sex and the City quotes to the character that delivered them?

Time to test yourself.

DIE-HARD FANS of Sex and the City will know that the magic of the show lay in the script.

Yes, there were definitely a few clangers over the programme’s six-year run, but on the whole, the quality of writing did much to bring the show to a wider audience.

And 14 years after the show’s finale, certain quotes still make their way into regular discourse.

But can you match the quotes to the characters that delivered them?

1. "F*ck me badly once, shame on you. F*ck me badly twice, shame on me."
Miranda
Samantha

Carrie
Charlotte
2. "I feel the same way about being a bridesmaid as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary."
Samantha
Miranda

Charlotte
Carrie
3. "I’m a 34-year-old woman with braces and I’m on a liquid diet. Pain doesn’t begin to cover it."
Miranda
Charlotte

Carrie
Samantha
4. "I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone."
Samantha
Charlotte

Miranda
Carrie
5. "He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary!"
Samantha
Charlotte

Carrie
Miranda
6. "Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality."
Miranda
Charlotte

Carrie
Samantha
7. "Oh please, there’s always a competition with an ex, it’s called ‘who’ll die miserable?"
Samantha
Charlotte

Carrie
Miranda
8. "My marriage is a fake Fendi!"
Charlotte
Miranda

Samantha
Carrie
9. "Is your vagina in the New York City guide books? Because it should be; it's the hottest spot in town, it's always open!"
Miranda
Samantha

Carrie
Charlotte
10."People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar."
Carrie
Charlotte

Samantha
Miranda
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You scored 100%
Amazing! You really longed to live in NYC and hang out with these gals, didn't you?
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You scored out of !
You scored 90%
Very impressive. This is among your favourite shows of all time, right?
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You scored 80%
Amazing work; you wish there were more than six seasons, don't you?
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You scored 70%
Fantastic. Your memory has served you well, my friend.
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You scored 60%
More than half right; you should be proud of yourself.
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You scored 50%
Not too bad, especially considering it ended 14 years ago.
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You scored out of !
You scored 40%
Not amazing, but it's been a long time.
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You scored out of !
You scored 30%
You were out of your depth.
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You scored out of !
You scored 20%
You haven't impressed anyone with this score.
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You scored out of !
You scored 10%
Quick question; have you seen this show?
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You scored 0%
Why did you bother?
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Niamh McClelland

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