NOT THE MOST romantic of evenings really, is it?
You leave a party overcome with lust and break into a flat in a converted peanut factory in order to create a beast with two backs.
You discard your clothes, your phone, your shoes in a stranger’s bedroom.
You disturb everyone who actually lives in the house, and they livetweet the entire debacle while filming you and asking you to leave.
Oh, and you leave most of your stuff behind, like a pair of modern-day, breaking and entering Cinderellas.
Charming.
Here’s how it all unfolded…
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As well as livetweeting the entire event, Chris, Dave and co also managed to capture some of the night’s events on video.
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The lovely ‘Kev’ and his mystery lady were, we feel, ever so slightly lacking in urgency to flee the scene. In fact, they were almost annoyed that they’d been interrupted.
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The latest updates indicate that both guilty parties have been identified, and to add insult to injury, the gentleman caller left wearing a pair of trousers that didn’t belong to him:
