EVERY YEAR, PEOPLE complain that Halloween and Christmas are getting closer together.
That’s surely the only explanation for these horrifying ‘sexy’ Christmas costumes.
1. This sexy elf/schoolgirl/pirate costume
The actual name of this costume is ‘Holly Berry’. Geddit?!
2. This sexy fishnet snowman
We should add that the entire bum is missing from this costume. So if you were hoping for your sexy snowman fishnet leotard to have bum coverage, think again.
3. ‘Evil Santa’
First of all, Santa isn’t evil. And second of all, how dare you?
4. This sexy reindeer costume
With the reindeer right there on the front, just in case you forget what you’re supposed to be dressed as.
5. This reindeer mankini
Sexy Christmas costumes for men are thin on the ground for some reason, but we can offer you this.
6. Or these Santa jocks
Featuring Santa doing what he was born to do: cover up your junk.
7. This ‘Naughty Santa’ chemise
You say chemise, we say four strips of lace and a belt. Potato, potah-to!
8. This ‘Scrooge’s Fantasy’ costume
We certainly don’t remember this part of A Christmas Carol.
9. This light-up candy cane outfit
Think of the positives. At least you’ll be visible to drivers on dark roads?
10. This ‘holiday frost sequins costume’
The only ‘frosty’ thing about this costume will be you, ya silly goose.
11. This boobless ’Santa’s naughty helper’ outfit
Perfect for the Christmas party.
12. And this ‘Naughty Claus peep-cup chemise’
If your office party dress code prohibits you from showing your whole boob, why not try this nightie with discreet nipple holes?
Now you’re all set for your 12 Pubs outing! Do make sure to bring a coat. It’s cold out there.
