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9 unmistakable signs that you are the Grinch

Christmas cheer? Never heard of it.

WE ALL KNOW AT least one person who, as soon as December rolls around, transforms from a perfectly reasonable person into a glowering Grinch. But what if that’s you?

So you mightn’t be green and furry, but there’s still plenty of evidence that you’re a Christmas spirit vacuum.

1. You started moaning about Christmas in November

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The first Christmas ad you saw, you were griping. “NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN.”

2. You’ve called it a “commercialised capitalist holiday” about 100 times since then

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A little ray of sunshine, that’s what you are.

3. You refused to shop in places that have Christmas decorations/music before December

*goes in* *hears Deck the Halls* *goes out*

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4. You adopt a sour puss every time someone sings a carol or wears a festive jumper

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Wave that tinsel in my face again. Just try it.

5. You often dream of ‘getting away’ some Christmas

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To the Caribbean. Or Japan. Far away.

6. Frost and snow just makes you feel cold, not festive

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How could anyone enjoy this?

7. You sleep until noon on Christmas morning

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Why should it be different to any other morning off? Hmm?

8. You prefer Ebeneezer Scrooge at the start of A Christmas Carol

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Prickly, grouchy, devoid of cheer. Just like you.

9. And when it’s all over, you perk up considerably

No more fairy lights! No more tinsel! No more Christmas!

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This video proves that cats and Christmas trees will be mortal enemies forever>

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