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The 5 stages of dealing with Silent Jay's new haircut on Gogglebox

The ears! The ears!

SILENT JAY IS an icon of Gogglebox. One of the pillars that holds it aloft.

He may never speak, but his presence adds a reassuring weight and gravitas to proceedings.

So it was extremely difficult for everyone when he appeared on yesterday’s episode with a dramatically different haircut.

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Here’s how to deal with it.

Stage 1: Shock

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OMG Silent Jay from #Gogglebox cut his hair this is a serious issue
— Emma Kelly (@TooManyEmmas) September 27, 2014

Emma Kelly / Twitter

Why did silent Jay have to go and cut his hair 😵?! #gogglebox
— Samantha Kennedy (@SamanthaLoguee) September 27, 2014

Samantha Logue / Twitter

Stage 2: Denial

Is that silent jay with a new haircut or does she have a new boyfriend ?? 😂😂😂 #gogglebox
— Sarah Clark (@SarahClark_x) September 26, 2014

Sarah Clark / Twitter

Whoooooah! #silentjay has had a MAJOR trim!! Or is that a different guy?? lols. #gogglebox
— Jenny Liggett (@JennyLiggett1) September 26, 2014

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Stage 3: Detailed observation

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Silent Jay looks like an emo George Ezra ♡ #Gogglebox pic.twitter.com/BH5lJEOxlq
— Megan... (@megwebley) September 26, 2014

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Stage 4: Ongoing discomfort

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Has Silent Jay had a haircut? I'm nervous I hate change #gogglebox
— well, (@romarsuperstar) September 26, 2014

Rosa Martyn / Twitter

Stage 5: Troubling realisation

Presume #SilentJay had to speak when he asked for the hair cut?#Gogglebox
— Nobby (@nobbyoncars) September 26, 2014

Nobby / Twitter

More: Silent Jay opened his mouth on Gogglebox and Twitter couldn’t handle it>

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The 5 stages of dealing with Silent Jay's new haircut on Gogglebox

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Stage 1: Shock

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Stage 2: Denial

Stage 3: Detailed observation

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Stage 4: Ongoing discomfort

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Stage 5: Troubling realisation

More: Silent Jay opened his mouth on Gogglebox and Twitter couldn’t handle it>