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The 5 stages of dealing with Silent Jay's new haircut on Gogglebox

The ears! The ears!

SILENT JAY IS an icon of Gogglebox. One of the pillars that holds it aloft.

He may never speak, but his presence adds a reassuring weight and gravitas to proceedings.

So it was extremely difficult for everyone when he appeared on yesterday’s episode with a dramatically different haircut.

Here’s how to deal with it.

Stage 1: Shock

Stage 2: Denial

Stage 3: Detailed observation

Stage 4: Ongoing discomfort

Stage 5: Troubling realisation

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