NIGELLA LAWSON FINALLY returned to tellies this evening with the BBC’s Simply Nigella.
Even though nobody could possibly ever have that many fragrant looking friend and blurry fairy lights, everyone loves her and her ridiculous carry on.
Which of these things genuinely happened on the show?…
1. Nigella said "I love having an implement in each hand"
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False
2. There was a reference to Nigella's "seed"
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False
3. Nigella referred to a cauliflower losing its "Victorian pallor"
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False
4. Nigella simply spread some avocado on toast as one of her recipes
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5. Nigella fondled some radishes
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6. Nigella used the words "lamb" "breast" and "student" in the same sentence
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7. Nigella used cinnamon to evoke the "sweetness of a balmy night in Morocco"
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8. Nigella added a "startling punch of cloves" to something
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You scored out of !
They were all true.
Every single one of them. Even the one about the startling punch of cloves.
You scored out of !
They were all true.
Every single one of them. Even the one about the startling punch of cloves.
