IN THE EVENT you haven’t been in an automobile since 1960, flight attendants still have to show you how to fasten a seatbelt.
So begins the hilarious flight safety talk given on a Southwest Airlines trip from San Francisco to Chicago earlier this week.
He goes on for almost five minutes of sass, telling the passengers:
Folks, if you don’t like the jokes or the service today, there are six ways out of this airplane; you feel free to use them.
Ryanair needs to replace the trumpets with this guy.
