Aries (March 21 – April 19): James Franco
James Franco is a typical Aries. Busy, energetic, productive and organised, he’s got his finger in every single pie.
He acts, he makes films, he writes books, he models and he makes art. Also very impatient and no nonsense. Needs a lot of attention. Sounds like he’s a bit of an Aisling, actually.
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Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Jamie Dornan
People who have Taurus as their sign are practical and ambitious.
They’re good at saving money, so that’s probably why Jamie Dornan suited the role of a weird millionaire who spends all of their money on their sex pit.
They’re patient and reliable but as we all know, ridiculously stubborn.
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Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Kanye West
Kanye West is the self-proclaimed “ultimate Gemini”, one of the most expressive and quick witted signs, a Gemini can be sociable and up for a laugh one day and totally serious and thoughtful the next.
Kanye believes that Geminis are destined for great things, backing up his theory with a list of successful Geminis – Tupac, Biggie, Prince, Miles Davis, Kendrick Lamar, Liam Gallagher, André 3000, Paul McCartney.
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Lana Del Rey
Cancers can be a little moody and love alone time but they’re tender, loyal and unpredictable.
A bit like Lana, who’s well known for her sad girl aesthetic but also her undying loyalty and dedication to every old man she calls ‘Daddy’ in her songs.
Creative and attached to home, that’s a combination that sees a lot of Cancers hanging out at home all day, doing anything from practicing putting on makeup to making up weird dances to messing around with an instrument.
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Leo (July 23 – August 22): Kylie Jenner
Leos are obsessed with getting attention. Everything needs to be about them, they’ll shamelessly fight to be the most admired/listened to person in any room or at any party.
All the same, they’re very warm people and rarely have bad intentions. Their ego may be fragile, but their loyalty is not. They’ll always look after their friends and are always ready to make new friends.
Leos are naturally bossy and ready to take over, but just leave them to it. They’re grand.
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Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Beyoncé
Virgos are very hardworking, they’re emotional and friends always turn to them when they need to get something off of their chest. They look after everyone before themselves.
They remember everything. Can anyone say lemonade?
They’re able to maintain a good balance of being talented and intelligent and contributing those traits to the world while remaining introverted and maintaining a very strong sense of privacy for themselves.
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Libra (September 23 – October 22): Kim Kardashian
Libras always try and keep everyone happy. They’re tactful and think before they respond to something. People are pretty at ease in the company of a Libra because they’re very chilled out and will rarely bring up any difficult conversations, unless they see something unjust.
They can be superficial and sometimes they pretend to be more pleasant than they are, just to make sure they remain likeable to everyone around them. They love luxury and indulging themselves.
Forget the ultimate Gemini that Kanye claims to be, Kim is the ultimate Libra.
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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Drake
Scorpios naturally love the limelight and commanding the attention of others. They love being right and they hate being lied to. Sounds like Drake. They’re distrustful of a lot of people they just meet, preferring longtime friends who have proven their loyalty.
For this reason they can be pretty cold and harsh with people without even noticing. They get quite jealous and while they sound like little horrors from all of these traits, they’re like an Aloe Vera plant. Spiky and hostile on the outside but soft and really nice on the inside. Very emotional around people they trust.
Who’s more emotionally intense than Drake? And who else puts on a facade of toughness more than Drake? Nobody. He’s a proper little Scorpio.
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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 23): Britney Spears
Like Britney Spears, a Sagittarius is strong and focused enough to overcome adversities. They’re optimistic, enthusiastic and have a good sense of humour.
They’re adventurous and willing to try new things or doing something new and exciting. Sometimes they can be tactless, careless and impatient.
Like Libra, they can be superficial. They don’t have the patience to get to know someone who they don’t like the look of.
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): John Legend
Capricorns are family people. They are responsible and good judges of character. They’re organised and great at organising things. Very patient too. You can rely on a Capricorn.
Sometimes they create problems just to resolve them. They’re traditional and set in their ways and this makes them seem like a know-it-all or a little bit condescending.
Despite that, they’re very sensitive and natural carers.
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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Harry Styles
An Aquarius is unpredictable. They’re natural humanitarians and greatly concerned by injustice and inequality. They think honesty is very important and won’t hold back when it comes to telling the truth.
Despite this, they’re easily led off-track and can be distracted very easily. They aren’t the most reliable sign and can get very restless. They unintentionally alienate people and can keep their emotions bottled up, so they often don’t have a huge group of friends.
Like Harry Styles, they’re much better off solo though.
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Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Rihanna
Anyone who is a Pisces is probably very selfless and compassionate. They’re honest, reliable and very easy to trust. Like Rihanna, they’re down to earth.
It makes sense that Rihanna spends a huge amount of her time meeting foreign leaders to help disadvantaged children across the world access education.
When something makes a Pisces happy, it makes them extremely happy. When something upsets them, it will really upset them. They’re very deep, empathetic and emotionally intuitive.
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