1. When you said ‘one more episode’ three episodes ago
2. When you’ve dozed off and been woken up by the fan on your laptop
3. When you have been on the sofa for so long, you’re almost part of it
4. When you’ve been waiting 40 minutes for the person you’re having an argument with to respond
5. When you get a little tiny moment of excitement at the ‘new tweets’ button
6. Only to be let down because the only people in your timeline are Americans, probably talking about a TV show that you can’t watch
7. When you feel like you’ve seen the whole internet
8. And witnessed things online you didn’t want to witness
9. So you’re reduced to just going back through favourite YouTube videos for the warm feeling of security they bring you
10. Or going down a Wikipedia hole and reading the entry for ‘serial killers’
11. When it’s your brain kind of feels like the internet got inside it somehow. That’s scary, isn’t it?
12. When everyone else went to bed HOURS ago.
