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Stormzy shared his frustration about not being able to order off of kids menus in restaurants

Sometimes you just need a fish finger.

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WHEN YOU’RE A celebrity, you get the best of the best when it comes to food.

You could eat Michelin star food daily if you wanted. Plenty of celebs have live-in chefs, like DJ Khaled’s chef Dee, who’s there every day to make him whatever food he needs.

It sounds like the dream. You wake up in the middle of the night craving mac and cheese? It’s only moments away. You want sushi for breakfast? Pancakes for dinner? Anything you want, you can pay a trained chef to make it for you whenever you need.

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Apparently, the high life comes with some downfalls. For example, Stormzy, who can now dine wherever he wishes, can’t order the fish fingers that he wants for his dinner. In fact, it’s not just a problem for rich people.

Everyone has to play it cool and act like they’re not starving for a few chicken nuggets or a fish finger when they’re out, simply because they’re on a separate menu for kids.

The 24-year-old rapper took to Twitter to complain about the injustice.

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A fan jokingly asked him “You want some smiley faces to go with them?” to which he defensively replied “Yeah maybe I do and what”.

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A fan recommended he try the famous fish finger sandwich from Bill’s in London and he immediately shot them down.

He’s here STRICTLY for children’s fish fingers.

He’s not looking for an over the top pillar of immaculate, flaky white Atlantic cod that has been feeding off of the remains of the Titanic’s pantry for the last number of years, breaded in golden crumbs from the field of wheat Theresa May ran through as a child, lovingly resting on two slices of sourdough from a gentrified bakery.

image155-1024x1024 This is Bill's famous fish finger sambo. Source: I am Ella

Just a regular Bird’s Eye job please. No need for a wedge of lemon on it. Stormzy was having none of it.

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He has been there and done that, and he’s not into it. Two slices of white sliced pan and a bit of ketchup and mayonnaise. Anything else and you’re ruining it.

A Stormzy fan who didn’t share the fish finger appreciation insisted that turkey dinosaur shapes are the way forward.

This is clearly where Stormzy draws the line. Turkey dinosaurs are a step too far in kid’s menu choices for adults.

 

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