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Student had sex with sheep because he was 'stressed'

What a completely reasonable reaction.

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A STUDENT OF Fresno State University in California has been charged with bestiality after he was discovered having sex with a sheep, all because he was “stressed”.

The 23-year-old computer engineering student (who has not been named) went to the ‘university barn’ after a night of heavy drinking.

According to the Independent, he told police that he originally went to ‘beat up some cows’, as a means of shaking off the stress.

But a female student who heard strange noises coming from the barn called the police – who found the student in a compromising position with a sheep.

He admitted that he was under the influence of alcohol and “stressed” due to the pressure of upcoming midterm exams.

The SF Gate reports that the student was charged with sexual assault of an animal, but has since been released from jail.

Vets are caring for the sheep after the incident.

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