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8 people Suri Cruise is extremely disappointed by
Long-running Tumblr Suri’s Burn Book is now, well, a book. We’ve rounded up the best of it…

SURI’S BURN BOOK is sort of the Alec Baldwin of Internet satire. It’s been around for so long, performing consistently and reliably, that you almost forget about it.

Earlier this month, the Tumblr documenting the vicious insights of Suri Cruise was turned into an actual, real book – which carries the blog’s immortal tagline:

Just because you don’t have a Ferragamo handbag doesn’t mean you can behave like a child. (I’m looking at you, Shiloh.)

In it, Suri (aka author Allie Hagan) disseminates her wisdom on life, parenting, and the fashion faux-pas of other celebrity offspring.

And because it’s excellent, we’d like to celebrate its move from Internet-fame to real-world-fame.

So without further ado, here are 8 people that Suri is very, very disappointed by.

8 people Suri Cruise is extremely disappointed by
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  • Mariah Carey

  • Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

  • Katie Holmes

  • Snooki

  • Madonna

  • January Jones

  • Katie Holmes (again)

  • Blue Ivy

All images from Suri’s Burn Book