SURI’S BURN BOOK is sort of the Alec Baldwin of Internet satire. It’s been around for so long, performing consistently and reliably, that you almost forget about it.
Earlier this month, the Tumblr documenting the vicious insights of Suri Cruise was turned into an actual, real book – which carries the blog’s immortal tagline:
Just because you don’t have a Ferragamo handbag doesn’t mean you can behave like a child. (I’m looking at you, Shiloh.)
In it, Suri (aka author Allie Hagan) disseminates her wisdom on life, parenting, and the fashion faux-pas of other celebrity offspring.
And because it’s excellent, we’d like to celebrate its move from Internet-fame to real-world-fame.
So without further ado, here are 8 people that Suri is very, very disappointed by.
Mariah Carey
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
Katie Holmes
Snooki
Madonna
January Jones
Katie Holmes (again)
Blue Ivy
All images from Suri’s Burn Book
