Advertisement
Dublin: 11 °C Saturday 13 April, 2024
snot on

Does this video prove Taylor Swift can't blow her nose in public?

It certainly looks that way.

2015 MTV Video Music Awards - Show AP / Press Association Images AP / Press Association Images / Press Association Images

IF WE HAVE learned anything from Taylor Swift’s “Please welcome to the stage…” moments, it’s that Taylor Swift might be the most powerful woman in the world, and that she is both loved and feared by every other celebrity.

But a video from backstage at Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards demonstrates how powerful Taylor Swift really is.

Are you ready for this?

If this video is anything to go by, then we have reason to believe that Taylor Swift can’t be seen (a) blowing her nose in public or (b) with even the tiniest fleck of snot on her nostril.

Footage from the backstage area shows Swift entering the room…

insta Melissa Stetten / YouTube Melissa Stetten / YouTube / YouTube

Before an assistant comes running at her with a tissue…

insta Melissa Stetten / YouTube Melissa Stetten / YouTube / YouTube

ball Melissa Stetten / YouTube Melissa Stetten / YouTube / YouTube

And her gaggle of assistants form a circle around her so as to shield Swift from the cameras.

EH, WHAT IS THIS? A WALL OF TRUST?

insta Melissa Stetten / YouTube Melissa Stetten / YouTube / YouTube

You can hear audible nose-blowing going on as a security guard stares straight into the backstage camera.

insta Melissa Stetten / YouTube Melissa Stetten / YouTube / YouTube

All the while Taylor remains hidden from plain sight thanks to subtle arm work from the team of three people employed to protect her at all times?

prayercircle Melissa Stetten / YouTube Melissa Stetten / YouTube / YouTube

Just before she departs, they shine a light on her nose to perform what we can only presume is a quick snot check.

insta Melissa Stetten / YouTube Melissa Stetten / YouTube / YouTube

See? She’s more powerful than Oprah and Obama combined.

All hail Taylor.

Melissa Stetten / YouTube

Previously: 8 defensible-in-court reasons Taylor Swift must be stopped >

Your Voice
Readers Comments
3
    Submit a report
    Please help us understand how this comment violates our community guidelines.
    Thank you for the feedback
    Your feedback has been sent to our team for review.