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Mr Tayto has written a heartbreaking open letter about his relationship with Eva Longoria


NO. JUST NO. We got our hopes up so high. TayVa was our OTP. But now it’s all over.

It started on Monday when Eva Longoria, who was in Dublin to speak at the Web Summit, posted this photo of herself posing with a pack of Tayto in Centra in Temple Bar.

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Tayto sent 120 packs of the savoury delights to her hotel room and she posed beside them, looking only delighted. It was all looking so promising.

Mr Tayto chanced his arm–and who could blame him–by asking her on a date to Taytoland. A nation held its breath, but, she never RSVPed :(

Still, we held out hope.

Now it’s all coming crumbling down around us. Mr Tayto wrote this open letter to the people of Ireland, clarifying the TayVa relationship and letting the actress down gently–in case she was still considering the invitation.


Click to enlarge, if you can handle the emotion.

Eva, while she didn’t respond to Tayto’s offer, tweeted the letter with ‘omg funniest thing I’ve read in a long time!’

Love doesn’t exist.


Eva Longoria got more than 100 packs of Tayto delivered to her room>

Eva Longoria has basically done every single tourist activity in Dublin today>

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