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Whole boxes of Teasers are a thing now, and we need them in Ireland immediately

The absolute dream.

Updated 12.30pm

IF YOU’RE ONE of the many, many people who hope for more than their fair share of Teasers in a box of Celebrations, then this image may well give you palpitations:

Yep, that’s right, a whole box of glorious Teasers.

Obviously we immediately set out to see when and how we can get them in Ireland, only to be met with a blow from Tesco who told DailyEdge that there are no plans at the moment to sell the boxes in their Irish stores, and that the UK batch appears to be some kind of trial.

MOTHER OF GOD, BRITAIN! You can have Saoirse Ronan, Hozier and Ruth Negga* if we can have the Teasers gift box.

Malteasers in the UK confirmed that the boxes had been sent out “to Tesco central warehouses” and even they’re not sure where people can definitively get their hands on them.

Someone fire up a petition. Or get your auntie in Bermingham to send over 11 boxes.

*we don’t mean any of this, obviously. We’re just very highly strung over the Teasers.


Maltesers has given us hope. Your move, Tesco Ireland!

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