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Tesco's Valentine's e-card is the least romantic thing ever

Assistance please.

DON’T SAY IT with roses, say it with… er… annoying things that happen while you’re grocery shopping.

Allow Tesco to help you with this touching e-card:

tesco Source: @Tesco

It could be just us, but that last thing we want to mention when we’re trying to be romantic is “bagging”.

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Emer McLysaght

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