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This woman texts her husband all the gas things he says in his sleep

And she’s been doing it for ages.

IF YOU SLEEP beside somebody who talks in their sleep, the nonsense they come out with can be entertaining stuff.

So one woman decided to text her husband every night with a transcript of the night’s mumblings as they happened:

mumbles Source: Imgur

His words go from indecipherable gibberish to the makings of a decent sentence

giggle Source: imgur

Each morning, he could wake to a different, hilarious message from his own subconscious

legalshit Source: Imgur

And once she shared them on Facebook, he thought they were worthy of an Imgur post.

Never has sleep talking been so poetic, and got so popular

belgian Source: Imgur

And she’s been doing it for a whole year

crackme Source: Imgur

Oh, Aidan

toomuchbug Source: Imgur

What a thing to wake up to.

hat tip Metro

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