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straight to my thais

Thai Rings are an essential element of any Irish person's beige food arsenal


HERE IN IRELAND, we have a type of crisp for every occasion. Having a sandwich? Tayto. Want to smell like cheese and onion for the rest of the week? Hunky Dory’s.

But what do you reach for when you’re truly, deeply, desperately in need of some carbs? What’s the beige-est beige food around? The answer is Thai Rings. And if you’re not convinced, just listen.

We’ll be honest, the Thai connection is suspect

IMMENSELY suspect:

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But the bags are MASSIVE, and who can argue with that

This is reason number one why you should choose them. It’s just economical.

And they are always full to the brim

No bags of air here, unlike SOME other brands. *cough* Tayto, Doritos, Treble Crunch, we could go on *cough*

They’re not an elegant crisp

You wouldn’t serve them at a nice party. No one is under any illusions as to why you’re buying them. You’re hanging and you need to be sorted out.

Spicy Rings may look the same, but they’re bloody not

They’re just lacking a certain je ne sais quoi.

If you prefer the Spice to the Thai, well, we don’t really know what to say to you.

You’ll be tasting them in your mouth for the rest of your life

And smelling them on your fingers. That mysterious Thai flavour is pungent.

But you WILL be satisfied

And that’s all you’re really looking for in emergency beige food supplies, isn’t it? Satisfaction.

*wipes away tear* Beautiful

Each hoop is a true work of art. <3

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