SOMEONE GET SURALAN (sorry LORDalan) on the phone.
This man has all of the necessary smarts to make it on The Apprentice.
Case in point:
What’s the most interesting thing about you?
It is impossible for me to get woken up at 6am and then showered, suited-up and caffeine-fuelled in 20 minutes.
It would be good for Lord Sugar to see me comatosed in a pair of Nutella-stained jogging bottoms.
