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perfect candidate

This man should be on The Apprentice, immediately

Phil, we salute you.

SOMEONE GET SURALAN (sorry LORDalan) on the phone.

This man has all of the necessary smarts to make it on The Apprentice.

Case in point: 

What’s the most interesting thing about you?

It is impossible for me to get woken up at 6am and then showered, suited-up and caffeine-fuelled in 20 minutes.
It would be good for Lord Sugar to see me comatosed in a pair of Nutella-stained jogging bottoms.

8 times Nick Hewer’s expressions were the best thing about The Apprentice

Schoolboy suspended for selling £14k of chocolate in the playground