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16 indisputable truths we learned from movies

Every shopping bag must have a stick of French bread poking out of it.

MOVIE LOGIC is its own special thing, isn’t it?

1. On stormy nights, people always sleep with their windows open

And the curtains billowing.

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2. When speaking on the telephone, it is not necessary to say ‘hello’ or ‘goodbye’

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3. All computers, everywhere, make that ‘typewriter’ sound when letters appear

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4. Lipstick never, ever rubs off

No matter what you’re doing. Scuba diving? Grand.

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5. The primary role of mothers is to cook giant breakfasts every morning

But nobody ever has time to eat them.

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6. Everyone sleeps in well-lit rooms with a bluish tinge

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7. No shopping trip is complete unless there is a stick of French bread sticking out of your grocery bag

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8. Married women like to apply hand cream before bed

Usually while talking to their husbands.

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9. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her

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10. Hangovers last approximately 20 seconds

Or the exact time it takes you to leave the house, after being woken up by a phone call

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11. Nobody ever needs to use the toilet

The only exception to this is dads in the morning, when their teenage kids are in the bathroom.

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12. Don’t worry about your car not starting. It will, but only on the third try.

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13. However, cars are extremely dangerous vehicles rigged to explode as soon as they leave a road

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14. You can always park directly outside the building you’re visiting

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15. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris

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16. And nobody ever gets morning breath.

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