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chips for breakfast

18 things that are only acceptable at the airport

It’s a parallel universe.

1. Having a pint at 7am

2. Or a burger and chips for breakfast

3. Paying €7 for a pre-packed sandwich and a coffee

4. And throwing ridiculous money at a huge Toblerone you wouldn’t look twice at if you saw it in Dealz

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5. Buying a €42 bottle of fancy vodka, just for the laugh

6. Similarly, feeling compelled to purchase an expensive face cream you never wanted before, because there’s a couple of euro off it

7. Taking your shoes off

8. Just lying down on the ground and going to sleep

9. Wearing shorts, loudly-patterned shirts, and straw hats while it’s raining outside

10. Spending the equivalent of €8 on a single magazine because you ‘have to use up your coins’

11. Running indoors

12. Brushing your teeth in a public bathroom

13. Being touched by a stranger. That’s fine, security lady. Get right up under my boobs

14. Getting your shoes shined to pass the time

15. Being openly hostile to people at the baggage carousel

16. Having a good, messy cry because you’re tired or frustrated or you miss your family. Everybody understands

17. Wearing clothes that could be mistaken for pyjamas (or actual pyjamas)

18. Getting up at 4am

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