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15 times you felt like an absolute badass in primary school

Rebel rebel.

WERE YOU A badass in school…? You were if you can recall…

1. Smoking these at lunch

Popeye-candy-cigarettes Source: Bewilderedbug

2. Sitting at the back of the bus on school trips

… trying to get truck drivers to beep for you.

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3. Speaking while supposedly ag ciúnas

See this finger over my mouth? I can STILL TALK OVER IT.

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4. Ringing this at break time

With great power, comes great responsibility…

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5. Not freezing when said bell went off

Ooooh, you moved.

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6. Miming in the choir

* Mouths* Here I aaaaam Lord.

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7. When you got to bring a message to another classroom


8. Going to pare a pencil at the top of the classroom

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9. When you got to finally sit on the benches during assemblies

You’ve finally made it. Enjoy the mats, junior infants!

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10. Having these pencil cases

$_1 Source: Ebay

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11. Getting a note in your journal was like getting ten years


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12. No uniform day

You could be anything you wanted to be.


13. When you brought a toy into the yard

Pokemon cards, puppy in my pockets? In the PLAYGROUND? What are you, some kind of anarchist?

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14. Getting the strawberry milk at lunch instead of the boring plain one

Then winning one in the lotto when someone who paid for it was as láithar.

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15. Finally getting to do joiny up writing


You made it now.

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