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12 things you can buy instead of the iPhone 6

You could get an iPhone 6 or you could get THOUSANDS of Animal Bars.

TODAY, THE IPHONE 6 hit Irish shops.

A 4.7 inch iPhone 6 with 16GB storage from the Apple Store will set you back a cool €699.

apple Source: Apple

That’s a lot of money.

Here are 12 things you could buy instead.

1. 2,230 Animal Bars

animalbar Source: POSCaterEquip/Twitter

Animal Bars > iPhone 6.

2. This pool table.

pooltable Source: Adverts.ie

For yourself and the lads.

3. 279 cronuts.

cronuts Source: The Marker Hotel


4. 3 tickets for Electric Picnic 2015 with a nice chunk of change leftover for, ahem, cans.

electricpicnic Source: Electric Picnic

Early bird gets the worm.

5. 1,941 Nespresso capsules.

nespresso Source: Nespresso

The notions come free, though.

6. 14 donkeys.

donkey Source: DoneDeal

Let’s be real: no iPhone will bring you as much joy as 14 donkeys.

7. This Irish lady’s mourning costume.

mourningcostume Source: eBay

Perfect for mourning Jason Orange’s departure from Take That, for example.

8. 116 “I almost saw Garth Brooks in Croke Park” stickers.

garthbrooks Source: DoneDeal

Commemorate what could have been.

9. Over 100 cans of this blue beer.

bluebeer Source: Firebox


10. 55 copies of Alan Shatter’s steamy book.

laurashatter Source: eBay

Why have one when you can have 55?

11. This fine large chandelier.

chandelier Source: Adverts.ie

Look how fine and large it is.

12. 94 ludicrously expensive pints in Temple Bar.

pints Source: Mike Hogan

On second thought, don’t do that.

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Amy O'Connor

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