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17 things you'll only understand if you're a woman who loves her wine

Bottoms up, ladies.

1. First things first, you would risk your life to save your wine


- you, to your glass of Pinot Grigio

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2. On occasions where you haven’t had a corkscrew, you’ve rather sadly watched tutorials like this

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3. Because nothing keeps you from your wine

“I’m sure it’s grand to drink wine with a knife in it, isn’t it?”

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4. You’ve been known to go up to the bar at a festival and order these in bulk

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Three baby bottles of wine, please. They’re not all for me. I swear.

No warm plastic cups of beer for you.

5. You’ve been known to enjoy a good wine lunch

“It’s not like drinking pints. This is civilised.”

*gets half cut on wine before 3pm*

6. And you have accidentally gotten pissed alone while drinking wine and watching Graham Norton

You, watching the telly:

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7. You have one friend who you consider to be your wine companion

The type of friend who will always reply in the affirmative when you text, “Wine?”

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8. One glass of wine and you get very confident in your dancing/athletic abilities


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9. You love wine so much that you have cute little nicknames for your faves


10. Can in the shower? That’s scaldy.

Wine in the shower? 100% acceptable.

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11. Nothing gets your goat more than a stingy glass of wine in a restaurant


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12. In fact, you’re renowned for being a generous wine-pourer

Fill her up to the brim, you say.

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13. You are opposed to all forms of banter… except wine banter

Wine memes all day long, baby.


14. You have seriously considered buying this

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15. This is a genuine concern

16. And you have sometimes wished this was the case…

17. This about sums everything up

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Bottoms up.

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Amy O'Connor

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