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Irish Rail ALERT! No space hoppers allowed on trains this weekend

Deflate that space hopper sir!

PLANNING ON USING one of these trusty steeds on the train this weekend?

Flickr/Creative Commons/Richard Moross

Well think again!

Irish Rail has issued a warning that while space hoppers may be brought onto the carriage, you may NOT use them in the aisle, because you will undoubtedly make a show of yourself.

Irish Rail are also reminding customers that…

…in response to customer feedback, the consumption and carriage of alcohol on the 13:15 and 15:10 Dublin to Waterford services on Fridays is prohibited from 31st May 2013 onwards.

Alcohol and space hoppers on a train. Nobody needs that in their lives.

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