Thanks, cold season. I just left the playground looking like the Michelin Man with all my kid's used tissues stuffed in my jacket pockets.

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) September 26, 2016

Orange juice to prevent this cold from getting worse and vodka because vodka

— cat lopez 🍒 (@vivelarivoluz) October 4, 2016

The agony of the countdown to the next lemsip.

— Ericka (@Yeet4Me) February 9, 2015

sleeping with tissues stuffed up my nose
plz
let
this
end
soon

— dodie is a hot mess (@doddleoddle) September 26, 2016

GUYS. The secretary of my advisor literally just kicked me out of the office to sit in the hallway & wait becuz she heard my sniffling ?!??

— Kierstyn Hisler (@kierstynhisler) October 4, 2016

October got me like:
Vicks
Steaming
Burning oils
All of the water
2 lemsip tablets
3 vitamin C tablets
1 wing
1 prayer

— Caroline Kay (@CarolineKay117) October 4, 2016

Sniffing my Vicks nose thing and the taxi driver keeps looking at me as if I'm doing a fat bump of the finest

— Cal Hindle (@CallumHindlee) June 20, 2016

It's my birthday and I'm having a hot whiskey to clear my head cold why am I literally 83 years old pic.twitter.com/ryEjNs58Bc

— just morto (@DylanTeeBH) September 19, 2016

My mam is killing me for using all the toilet paper on my nose, not my fault I have a cold and my nose is like Niagara Falls ✋😂

— Kate O'Loughlin 🇵🇸 (@KateOLoughlinx) September 9, 2014

Hows your morning going?....oh mine? I just shot a chunk of mucus out of my nose, the size of a tea bag. Lucky me, right? (X_X)

— simply, فليتشر (Fletcher) (@SaintFDW) January 21, 2016

I'm starting a new band called Orange Juice Abuse. You can join only if you have a cold 90% of the time and own your own clarinet.

— glendon (@bangolack) September 22, 2016