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16 tweets only regular Bus Eireann passengers will appreciate

Luggage doors operatin’.

1. Because the timetables may as well be printed in Greek

#buseireann Instagram / eamons85 Instagram / eamons85 / eamons85

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3. And it’s weird when you’re NOT accosted by a pigeon in Busáras

Instagram / engageireland Instagram / engageireland / engageireland

I've been sitting in Busaras for an hour and haven't been attacked by a pigeon yet. I'm expecting a pigeon apocalypse any moment now.
— Laura (@Laurahashmurphy) January 4, 2015

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4. No other words needed

Buseireann should rent out tickets at Halloween for them toilets because they are scary as f*ck
— Kevin Mc Cabe (@KevinMcCabee) September 26, 2015

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I have nightmares about the Busaras toilets
— caolán ☀️ (@Sunny_Goth) March 11, 2016

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6. The dodgy Wifi speaks to your soul

Me too, Bus Eireann WiFi, me too xo pic.twitter.com/Hzl9XH3Rg8
— spochadóir (@spochadoir) March 4, 2016

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7. The palpable excitement when (some) buses got plugs

I am designer #ID2015 #OrlaKiely #BusEireann #irishdesign Instagram / shinyshona Instagram / shinyshona / shinyshona

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8. Except when this happens

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9. And it happens a lot

I hate how half the time Bus Eireann have their plugs turned off like hello I need to charge my phone
— nicole (@ballybofeyonce) January 24, 2016

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10. The rest stops on long journeys are key, and must be respected

Rainy countryside bus ride to Ennis Ireland #ennisbound #ireland #discoverireland #iphone6 #buseireann Instagram / raybriggs78 Instagram / raybriggs78 / raybriggs78

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11. Cos otherwise you won’t get to pee for YEARS

pee anxiety sponsored by bus eireann
— saoirse (@saowall) May 22, 2015

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12. Each bus has its own micro-climate

Bus Eireann logic: heaters on on the hot days, air conditioning on on the cold days.
— Hans Moleman 🌤️ (@Ginger_wby) August 28, 2015

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13. Which does not help the many hungover people who use them

Travel time. Can't wait to get back to Ennis Instagram / jesuisravages Instagram / jesuisravages / jesuisravages

Nobody deserves to travel over 3 hours with Bus Éireann while dying inside from alcohol overconsumption. Pretty sure it's a circle in hell.
— 🎅 Sally na Nollaig 🎅 (@crehanalegend) January 24, 2014

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14. It’s certainly not glamorous

Have @Buseireann modelled their public toilets on Resident Evil or Silent Hill? Can't decide, it's so close.
— 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖓 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜 (@eirebadboy) October 15, 2015

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15. But you do see some lovely things from time to time

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16. And you’re going to hear this in the back of your mind, forever

#buseireann #nightmares #standclear Instagram / blnmulligan Instagram / blnmulligan / blnmulligan

Think when I die I'm going to have my coffin loured into the ground to the tune of Bus Eireann's "stand clear luggage door operating"
— Alex Kiernan (@alexrkiernan) November 23, 2015

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16 tweets only regular Bus Eireann passengers will appreciate

1. Because the timetables may as well be printed in Greek

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

2.

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

3. And it’s weird when you’re NOT accosted by a pigeon in Busáras

4. No other words needed

5.

6. The dodgy Wifi speaks to your soul

7. The palpable excitement when (some) buses got plugs

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

8. Except when this happens

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We couldn't find this Tweet

9. And it happens a lot

10. The rest stops on long journeys are key, and must be respected

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We couldn't find this Tweet

11. Cos otherwise you won’t get to pee for YEARS

12. Each bus has its own micro-climate

13. Which does not help the many hungover people who use them

14. It’s certainly not glamorous

15. But you do see some lovely things from time to time

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

16. And you’re going to hear this in the back of your mind, forever

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