YOU CAN STOP searching now, because this is probably the most ridiculous thing to ever happen, anywhere.
Ask yourself: How old is a 28 year old man?
Seems simple enough,, right?
Wrong:
This woman (and many others) steps in with a succinct remark:
See the whole thing here.
Oh and by the way, what age IS the striker?
Poll Results:
28 (898)
£1.75 (572)
29 (47)
(via @MichaelPDeacon)