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This new breast lift involves injecting your own blood into your boobs

GAH. Some NSFW pics inside.

YOU MAY HAVE heard about the vampire facial, popularised by Kim Kardashian, in which blood from the arm is injected back into the face for a youthful glow.

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You may also know about the version for the nether regions, which claims to tighten and rejuvenate the vagina.

Now dermatologist Charles Runels, who created the vampire facelift, wants you to inject your own blood into your boobs.

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His $1,800 ‘vampire breast lift’ takes blood from the victim’s – sorry, patient’s – arm and injects it back into their boobs, lifting them up and making them fuller.

Before the procedure

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Runels told Cosmopolitan that the procedure won’t increase your cup size, but it will “reshape and round out your bust” – he says you’ll look like you’re wearing a push-up bra, even when braless.

Two days after the procedure

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The vampire breast lift takes about 15 minutes but you will have to wait around two months to see the full results, which last for around a year.

Two months after the procedure

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We’re a bit dizzy just thinking about it. *clings to Penneys push-up bra*

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