LOOK, DON’T SAY we didn’t warn you.
Black Swan was the midweek movie on RTÉ One last night, and it is hands down one of the films you should not watch with your mam or dad in the room.
When will these people learn?
1.
Quick, distract her with a tea towel emergency!
2.
Twitter is your friend now. You may as well just run away.
3.
That’s just careless.
4.
What’s worse… to change the channels again IMMEDIATELY, or to stick it out?
5.
Save yourself. They’re a lost cause.
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Why does nobody listen to us?
7.
“Casually” = sweating buckets, furiously looking at RTÉ Guide.
8.
Hindsight is a marvellous thing.
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Your GRANNY? Oh God. We can’t.
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Make her some tea. For the nerves.
11.
We all did hun, we all did. There, there.
