PUZZLED BY THE modern hieroglyph, the emoji? Wondering what your friends are really saying when they tap one out?
Fear not – for we have decoded the secret meanings to nine of the most popular emojis. And they’re probably not what you think.
1. Speak No Evil Monkey
What they want it to mean: I can’t believe I just told you that really hot piece of gossip!
What it really means: I am fully aware I just said that. The minute I heard it I knew I was going to tell you. #sorrynotsorry
2. Crying With Laughter
What they want it to mean: This is HILARIOUS.
What it really means: This is HILARIOUS although I really shouldn’t be laughing at it. At all.
3. Information Desk Person
What they want it to mean: Whatever!
What it really means: I actually do care. More than a little bit. But I’d never tell you that.
4. Smirking Emoji
What they want it to mean: I’m being a bit cheeky…
What it really means: How you doin’?
5. See No Evil Monkey
What they want it to mean: I can’t believe you just did that, ya mad yoke!
What it actually means: You’re an absolute EEJIT.
6. Painting Nails
What they want it to mean: Feeling glam, too cute 4 u
What it really means: I’m trying really hard to be sassy. Am I sassy?
7. Relaxed Smiley
What they want it to mean: Just really pleased right now!
What it really means: Look how smug I am.
8. Weary Face
What they want it to mean: I’m just so exhausted and worn out!
What it really means: TAKE PITY ON MEEEEEE!
9. Smiley Poop
What they want it to mean: Smiley poop.
What it really means: …Smiley poop.
