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Which Character From The Young Offenders Are You?

Are you a dryshite like Healy?


1. Have you ever seen The Young Offenders?
Yeah, several times. I love it.
Just once, I enjoyed it.

Once but I don't see what the big deal about it is.
2. Has your mam ever had to ask you "If so-and-so jumped off a building, would you do it too?", after a friend got you into trouble?
Way too many times.
I'm usually the one getting someone else into trouble.

It's at the stage where I'm saying it to my kids now.
I've never really had a friend who has gotten me into trouble.
3. What do you think of Cork?
It's a lovely county. Nicer than Dublin.
I've never been.

I hate Cork.
4. How do you feel about tracksuits?
They're the comfiest clothes you can wear. I don't know how people can bring themselves to put on a pair of jeans every single day.
I've never worn a tracksuit.

How hard is it to put on some real clothes?
I enjoy wearing them around the house, but that's about it.
5. Have you ever been arrested?
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Yeah, unfortunately.
I had a JLO when I was younger.

6. How's your relationship with your parents?
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We have a few arguments here and there, but we generally get on fairly well.

I don't really speak to my parents
7. Were you ever cheeky to teachers in school?
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I got in trouble often enough, but I was always too scared to give back any cheek.
Yeah, all the time. I wasn't gonna let them pick on me.

Nah. I kept my head down, but I enjoyed the distraction that poorly behaved students made in class.
No and I despised any of my peers who disrupted class to fight with teachers.
8. Are you a picky eater?
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Yep, my entire diet is beige.
I don't really like vegetables, but I'm not too difficult.

I'd eat anything.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You already know that no matter what you do in life, you're going to get into trouble. You just attract negative attention from authority, and you can't help it. So you embrace it. You do whatever you want, because either way someone's still going to moan at you.
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You scored out of !
You always get dragged into trouble because you'd do anything for your mates. You're harmless really, and you just want to have a laugh.
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You scored out of !
You lost your patience a long time ago. You've no time to humour anybody's messing.
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You scored out of !
The Woman Who Got Shot With A Nail Gun
You probably haven't even seen The Young Offenders. You're an innocent bystander who hasn't got a clue what's going on.
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You scored out of !
You need to stop taking yourself so seriously.
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