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Which of Donald Trump's exes and soon-to-be-exes are you?

Melania is certain to divorce him

1. Pick the Kanye song that most speaks to how you're feeling right now:
Goldigger ft. Jamie Foxx
Heartless

Stronger
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2. What's your opinion on selfies?
You can never have enough and they're *essential* if you're single - your social media platforms are an extension of your tinder profiles.
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I'm modest and don't like self-promoting myself like that, but maybe they're fun to do with friends

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If you're feeling fabulous, why not flaunt it?
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I wouldn't be caught dead taking one
3. What are you most like to say after a break up?
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"I won't get mad, I'll get everything"
"I’m so happy to be free to concentrate on me for a while. Maybe I'll take up hot yoga and buy a cold-press juicer"

"End a relationship with me? I'll make you wish you were never born"
"We both got what we wanted out of this. No hard feelings. I'll save your number in my phone under 'booty call winky face', okay?"
What's your tipple of choice?
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The blood of my enemies
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You can't bate a cup of tea - it just makes my heart warm

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Long Island Ice Tea! Vodka, gin, rum, triple sec, tequila - it's got everything in it!
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Champagne, of course, darling!
5. Which Beyoncé are you?
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Unpredictable Beyoncé - you have hot sauce in your bag and you are not afraid to use it
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Vengeful Beyoncé - you will f**k shit up

Queen Bey - you don't suffer fools
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Eazy-Breezey Beyoncé - you are a tall cool glass of water
6. What millennial food trend are you?
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Extravagant Donuts to satisfy my sweet tooth
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Sweet Potato Fries - a cheat food but not too naughty

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Overpriced but delicious Avocado Toast
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Cold-Pressed Juices - they're healthy and actually taste pretty nice
7. Who's your favourite celeb couple that got engaged recently?
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Vogue Williams and Spencer Matthews
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Cardi B and Offset

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Meghan Markle and Prince Harry
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Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie
8. If you got have a week-long trip away, all expenses paid, where would you go?
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I'd kill for some relaxation away from home, that's also beautiful - say a spa in Iceland
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I'd love a beach and a city holiday - so Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.

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Something chic and classy - like a penthouse in Paris, please
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I can't choose! Perhaps Dubai or the full moon party in Thailand?
9. Which Kardashian would you wana hang out with?
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Kris - she came from nothing and has created an empire. #Respect
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Kendall - she seems chill and not full of herself despite being gorgeous

Khloe - you guys would play Never Have I Ever and down shot of Sambuca
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Ugh. Literally none of them. Ok fine....Kylie's dog Stormi or Normi. Whatever it's called.
10. What late 1990's song gets stuck in your head?
No Scrubs - TLC
Baby, Hit Me One More Time - Britney Spears

Man! I Feel Like A Woman! - Shania Twain
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You scored out of !
Ivana Trump (nee Zelníčková)
Lady, we salute you. You're a grafter and a hustler. Born into poverty in communist Czechoslovakia, you climbed your way to the top with your red-painted talon nails. You inspired women everywhere, when you famously said of Donald's cheating, "don't get mad, get everything" - and with your net worth estimated at €48 million, you're good at taking your own advice. You like to show off a little, but hey - you own it!
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Marla Trump (nee Maples)
Girl, you're sweet, but a bit of a dose (you should not let your man strangle you for a wedding photograph, I shouldn't have to tell you that). You only managed to wrangle $2 million in the divorce settlement from the self-proclaimed billionaire! Bit pathetic now, altogether. You need to be more assertive and take control of your life
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Melania Trump
Woah - you are a little bit of an ice-queen! I know Donald is humiliating you, but you're the one who married the tool! Maybe you should loosen up a little bit though and enjoy life? You don't have to act so cool all of the time.
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Stormy Daniels
Your affair with Donald is one storm in a teacup that doesn't look like it's going to blow over anytime soon and that's just the way you like it. You're a bit of a drama queen and a show-off, but you wear your heart on your sleeve! Never change your tacky ways.
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