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Which Station Of The Cross Are You?

For the weekend that’s in it.

IF YOU WENT to school in Ireland anytime in the past 100 years, chances are you were treated to the yearly revisit to the Stations of the Cross.

Come, take our light-hearted Easter quiz, fire up the nostalgia, and pour one out for Jesus on this Holy weekend.


1. When was the last time you rang your mam?
I rang her today actually
I rang her in the past three days

I rang her last week
2. How many computer games have you ever finished?

5 or more
3. Pick a film
The Life of Brian
The Passion of the Christ

The Ten Commandments
Bruce Almighty
4. Pick a priest
Father Ted Crilly
Father Noel Furlong

Father Dougal Maguire
Father Fintan Stack
5. Choose an Enid Blyton book
Five Go To Smuggler's Top
Upper Fourth At Malory Towers

The Magic Faraway Tree
Look Out Secret Seven
6. How many Easter eggs will you eat?

Loads. As many as I can.
7. You find €20 on the ground and there's no way of knowing who dropped it. What do you do?
Pocket it and fire up the Just Eat app. FREE DINNER!
Leave a note nearby asking whoever lost it to contact you

Leave it there. They might come back for it
Look for hidden cameras
8. Pick a Chris to have a pint with
Chris O'Dowd
Captain America Chris Evans

Captain Ginger Radio Chris Evans
Chris Rock
9. Now, pick a Christ to have a pint with

Answer all the questions to see your result!
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You're the second station: Jesus Carries His Cross
You're well able for the heaviest of burdens. You're like an ox, sure.
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You're the third station: Jesus Falls For The First Time
You'll be grand. You're always grand. You're a trooper.
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You're the fourth station: Jesus Meets His Mother
You don't even have to lie to your mam when she asks you if you got mass. You DID get mass. You're the best.
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You're the fifth station: Simon of Cyrene helps Jesus Carry the Cross
"Neeeeeighbours, should be there for one anoooother..."
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You're the sixth station: Veronica wipes the face of Jesus
Let's not cod around. If it was modern times, you'd have that cloth up on eBay quicker than you could say sings a verse of Zaccheus.
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You're the seventh station: Jesus Falls For The Second Time
You're the kind of person who needs 15 goes to beat the Big Boss in Super Mario, but you get there in the end. Go you!
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You're the eighth station: Jesus meets the women of Jerusalem
You're a comforting pal in a time of need. Go you.
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You're the ninth station: Jesus Falls For The Third Time
You embody the spirit of the guy that slipped on the ice. They keep knocking you down, and you keep getting back up.
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Emer McLysaght

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