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Woman robbing Germany pharmacy distracts staff by spraying her breast milk at them

The perfect crime.

WELL, THAT’S ONE way to do it.

It has been alleged that a German woman apparently lifted up her top and sprayed breast milk at staff and fellow customers in order to distract them as she stole from the store.

The Local reports that the woman walked into the pharmacy and attempted to purchase a breast pump.

After then handing over a €200 note for her €20 transaction, she lifted up her top and proceeded to squirt breast milk at the pharmacist.

Despite requests from staff and customers to cover up and, you know, stop squirting her breast milk at everyone, she continued to rummage through product displays and sprayed some more, before leaving on her merry way.

After she left, staff discovered that €100 was missing from one of the tills.

Police officers are still looking for the culprit, who they describe as “robust” and as “speaking an unknown language”.

Ooh, mysterious.

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