SO WE’RE ONLY a few days into the new year but we’re going to call it. No Craigslist missed connection in 2014 is going to top this one.
Our love story takes place on New Year’s Eve in Bloomington, Indiana. This young female of 24 has clearly made a resolution not to hold back to tell all truths in the search for her knight in… glistening pee.
The ad reads:
“You – 5’8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started to make out. After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you pissed yourself. I pushed you away and that’s when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it’s OK! I just want to know who you are! Please reply and when you do tell me why I started crying so I know it’s you – if you remember.”
The tears, the ‘making out’, the urinating on one’s self… Truly a story from the pages of a Disney fairytale.
It comes after a wonderful New Year’s Eve of missed connections that had us weeping at the pure romance.
This woman hopes who hopes vomiting isn’t a turn off
“I met you at the boundary. We danced. We laughed. I liked it a lot. I mayyyy have gotten kicked out for vomiting on you.”
This unusual gnawer
“The next time we talked you asked to bite my butt I had to decline. Well I want to see you again please I hope you see this. I thought you were fun and want to see you.”
This dude who doesn’t mind a bit of hazardous material
“You were a very pretty woman and you pretended to spray me in the face with some sort of household chemical as I walked by you. I should have tried to talk to you, instead I copped out.”
The girl who’s not really sure what happened last night, but she liked it
“you are a girl i think or maybe a boy. We made out but im not sure. I’m a girl with brown hair also I wear glasses but I think I took them off and they were in my purse. If we made out please let me know thanks or send a pic so I know you are hot.”
Hope you all find each other huns.
