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11 of the worst job ads of all time

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TODAY’S JOB MARKET might be best described as a dog-eat-dog world.

It’s tough out there, there’s no denying that, but you can console yourself that you don’t have to work in any of these places.

1. Entry level position

This perplexing job ad was spotted on Clanbrassil St in Dublin.

Image: via Michelle Doyle

Just what kind of deli counter is this?

2. Equal opportunity employer

Image: via Oddee

That’s an interesting ratio.

3. No experience required

Hey, look, we’re fully qualified for this one.

Image: via DIYFail

4. On-the-job training

Someone’s had a bad day at the office.

Image: via Found It

5. Get your foot on the ladder

Is this another way to say “people person”?

Image: via Xaxor

6. Highly-motivated candidate

Their CV is really on fire.

Image: via Funny Bits

7. Strong interpersonal skills

Image: via Hourly Career

Must display proven ability to locate a clue.

8. References available on request

Image: via DE10

The last crybag we had working here regrettably hadn’t earnt his diploma in mouth-shutting.

9. Immediate start preferable

Image: via 999thepoint

So, wait, when are you hiring?

10. Hands-on role

Image: via Hourly Careers

Seems legit.

11. Fast-paced environment

Image: via 5thingawesome

Presumably this was a misunderstanding over Casual Fridays.

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