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This might be the slimiest missed connection of all time

Just the worst.

CRAIGSLIST IS HOME to a lot of creeps/unsavoury types. This much we know.

But this guy might have just taken the biscuit when it comes to being the worst of all.

In a missed connection posted on Craigslist three days ago, a classy North Carolina man attempted to reach out to the nurse who helped deliver his wife’s baby, saying he “enjoyed [their] eye contact” and expressed hope he would bump into her in the hospital corridor.

labour Source: Craigslist

There truly aren’t enough ughs.

Nissan’s ad for a restored 1996 Maxima is thoroughly brilliant >

“You Farted During Boyhood” is the best missed connection you’ll read for some time >

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Amy O'Connor

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