THIS WEEK IRELAND was at its best.
The sun came out for several consecutive days, we all got to wear our Summer clothes and everyone found their inner sun worshipper.
The only thing about this weather, is that it means that someone will always suggest going to the beach…and going to the beach is the worst.
Here are 15 reasons why.
Sand
Flickr/Mouser NerdBot
In your hair/in your sandwiches/in your knickers/being kicked at you. It gets everywhere.
Seaweed touching your legs
Flickr/infomatique
Shudder.
Rain
Flickr/Clover_1
You’ve just set up camp when suddenly a black cloud appears and you have to start packing everything up.
If there’s no sand – the rocks
Flickr/Jim Downing
Walking across a rocky beach can be excruciating, and lying on one is not much better.
Long queues for the ice cream man
Flickr/spratmackrel
All you want is a 99!
Your parents forcing you to change into your togs on the beach
Flickr/BroGuggs
Sure who’d be looking at you?!? I’ll hold the towel around you!
You haven’t got anything they haven’t seen before.
Sunburn
Flickr/Liz Henry
Virtually inevitable because we’re Irish and therefore we are crap at sun cream.
Sand castle destruction
Flickr/david_s_carter
Whether it’s a dog, child or wave, seeing your artful construction destroyed is difficult.
Really hot people making you feel bad about yourself
Oh feck off Georgia. Photocall Ireland
This is especially bad in other countries where people have deep tans, which automatically give them the edge.
People playing music
There are 17 different pieces of music playing simultaneously here. Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland
There’s always someone who decides that everyone around them needs to hear their favourite songs blared out of crappy speakers.
Going to the toilet
Flickr/infomatique
If there are public restrooms they’re usually manky. If there aren’t, where do you go? If you’re not sure where to go you can be certain that some people are letting loose in the sea and that is simply manky.
Rubbish
Flickr/ckphotography
People seem to be a bit lax when it comes to litter on the beach, and there’s something about a wet crisp packet floating by you that really puts your off your game.
Jellyfish
Flickr/Ryan McD
Even if you don’t actually see them, the fear of them is always there. No matter what glides along your leg in the water, you’re convinced it’s an evil jellyfish, and that they’re definitely going to sting you.
Nappies
There are always nappies. Just out. Just sitting around. What is that about?
Wet patches
They are always in the worst places too.
Wind
And these yokes are always impossible to get up properly. Magrowind
There is always wind, and it’s always annoying.
So – beach weather? BAH HUMBUG.
