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8 brilliantly bizarre questions asked on Yahoo! Answers

Everything you’ve always wanted to know but been too afraid to ask. Answered at last.

AH, YAHOO! ANSWERS. Where curiosity goes to die.

Some of the more wacky users of the internet out there have a lot on their minds, and stuff they NEED to know. And for all their information needs, they take to Yahoo! Answers.

Here are some of most curious (and we do mean that in two ways). We’ve answered their desperate please with our most sensible advice, ‘cos we’re nice like that.


ANSWER: Yes. There are a few vegetarians here at Towers and they are regularly seen killing it on the dancefloor. That’s what you meant, right?


ANSWER: Ask your mother.


ANSWER: Yes, all you need is a team of script-writers, a director, some fellow actors and a stage. If you haven’t been furnished with these assets, it’s quite possible you’re not as funny as you think you are. You should stop cracking those jokes at work. Those are winces, not smiles.


ANSWER: Is this to do with Pokémon?


ANSWER: Distinctly ambivalent. That’s probably why he’s crying, come to think of it.


ANSWER: Correction – your brother is HILARIOUS and likes butts.



ANSWER: They do say that dogs start to become like their owners. Or is that the other way around?

Feel free to leave your own burning questions in the comments. We’re here to help. 

H/T @YahooAnswersTXT

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