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100-year-old woman celebrates birthday by hiring a stripper to give her a lap dance
She picked him because he ‘looked like he’d been looked after’.

DORIS DEAHARDIE TURNED 100 this week, and to celebrate, she ordered herself a stripper for her party.

According to the Lincolnshire Echo, the centenarian considered going for a helicopter ride for the special occasion, but then decided that a stripper was the way to go.  So, she ordered one herself, specifying that she wanted ‘the full monty’.

Doris received her lap dance at a local pub, bringing along her own bottle of baby oil which had been given to her as a gift by her hairdresser.

Speaking to the Lincolnshire Echo, Doris’ daughter-in-law Sharon said:

It was brilliant, a really good night. Her face when the lad straddled her! I don’t think she’d believed he would do the whole lot.

You can see more images here, but a glimpse of Doris’ experience is below.


H/T Gawker.

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