Friday 20 May, 2022
“It was like we both caught fire, spontaneous combustion, we were burning up together.”
What did you think we were going to say? Filthy minds.
Obviously, this is not suitable for kids.
Phillip Schofield isn’t happy about people who complained about his show’s Bondage for Beginners segment.
It was all in the name of World Book Day.
His tastes are more… societal.
Oh Daily Mail, are you really showing such poor taste.
He declared that they were “shite”.
We may have a BDSM-heavy blockbuster in our cinemas, but Irish people are still a little backward about coming forward for help with sexual problems.
“Does Jamie Dornan ever blink?”
Is that an aubergine in your pocket or…
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His manhood has quite a following, apparently.
This is the Marty Morrissey video you’ve been waiting for your whole life.
It’s 50 Shades of Grey, with added Harry Styles.
And everyone struggled to keep a straight face in the Dáil this morning…
Do you know where that erotic novel has been?
Like the one many of us are experiencing today.
But producers are standing by their decision.
Rather than the Koran the most requested book by Camp Seven detainees – some of the most high-value prisoners – is the hit EL James erotic novel.
One man also had to be freed by fire services after getting his penis stuck in a toaster.
‘The Cougar Diaries’ is an erotic novel, but not as we know it.
The husband apparently refused to re-enact scenes from the book.
Bondage! Submission! Domination! All from this unremarkable chart hit.
Orgies, decadence and the creative use of handcuffs? Not quite.
It’s a weird world we’re living in.
The owner of the hotel in northern England said it made more sense to provide a book which everyone wants to read.
Musicals, SFW versions – and which 50 shades are they actually talking about? It’s all here.
400 copies arrived in the Eason shop on Dublin’s O’Connell Street on Thursday – and they were all sold out by lunchtime.
